Welcome to Techtonic.ink, where satire reigns supreme, and seriousness gets the boot! Before you get your data-privacy knickers in a twist, let’s lay it all out for you:
Let’s be crystal clear: Techtonic.ink is a satire blog. We don’t mean what we say, and we definitely don’t say what we mean. If you’re here expecting factual reporting, you’ve taken a wrong turn—Google Maps is your friend.
Honestly, we wouldn’t know what to do with it. Your data isn’t valuable to us—like, at all. We’re not data hoarders, and we’re too lazy to analyze your browsing habits.
Sure, our site might use some cookies, but we promise they’re the boring kind, not the chocolate chip kind. Feel free to delete them, block them, or ignore them. We’re not judging.
Look, we’re just here to write stupid trash posts and make you laugh (or groan). If you take us seriously, that’s on you. Lawyers are expensive, and we spent our budget on bad puns and coffee.
Feel free to browse anonymously, use a VPN, or wear a tinfoil hat. We’re cool with whatever keeps you comfy.
By using Techtonic.ink, you acknowledge that we’re satire, you’re cool with that, and nobody’s suing anybody. Let’s keep it fun, shall we?
Hit us up at [email protected]—but don’t expect a quick reply. We’re busy coming up with the next dumb post.
Stay trashy,
The Techtonic.ink Team